Ms Bambie swings at Maria’s Ndeavours
4:32AM on October 14, 2008
Ms Bambie swinginÆ through the weekend at MariaÆs Ndeavours
® 2008 Alley Cat Media
Dateline: September 27, 2008
A fella called YELLADICKGIVER wrote to Ms Bambie, ôHow’s your weekend?ö Since he asked, and everyone wants to know, here is the climax of Ms BambieÆs weekend:
Ms Bambie and I attended a swinger party in Los Angeles, near LAX, on Saturday night. Two members of our Naughty Gurlz Parties swinger group met us there for a SwingatMariasNdeavours inter-ethnic party. My friend, Maria the Hawaiian Heat, hosts these parties monthly in Los Angeles and every other week in San Diego. Maria has one of the largest interracial, internet-based swinger groups around with over 50,000 members worldwide.
Ms Bambie rummaged through her walk-in closet and emerged wearing black, skin-tight pants painted onto her curvaceous lower trunk and her sculpted legs. One could get dizzy following the contours of her southern extremities, seasick even, just by letting the mindÆs eye roll along her anatomical hills and valleys.
Begin with the gluteal enormousness once called gluteus maximus but, thanks to a friend we call Bestchoc, is now known as Ass Almighty. Cartographers know it as Great Mountain of the Massive Ass, a dense, expansive and fortified structure higher than Mount Whitney. The rare air atop that monster of muscularity makes the descent to the femoral biceps (back of her thighs) a thrill ride the rival of anything that Six Flags Over Texas might offer.
Your eyes ski down the chocolate slopes into the small of her knee and then slingshot across her gastrocnemius muscles. Centripetal forces hold you into the descent leading to the Achilles tendon and æround the heel. You envision the HersheyÆs syrup sweating down her inner thighs and your mouth moistens.
We strut into MariaÆs party early, as is my custom, bringing with us Tim and Laria from our swinger group (ôTimö and ôLariaö are pseudonyms). Tim is 40-ish, slender, tall and easy going with brown hair and eyes. An ex-Marine (if there is such a thing as an ex-Marine), he carries himself quietly forceful. Ms Bambie, who is turned on by blond hair/blue eyed white guys is taken by TimÆs strong good looks, considers his presentation and speculates as to his ôpackage.ö She expects that he is not packinÆ much.
Laria is a stout, shapely lady, Asian ethnically, with intelligence written all over her countenance. She is seductive without effort and thick in all of the best, sexiest ways. Laria wears a kimono-influenced dressing gown that hugs her form to wondrous and flattering effect. She is bejeweled in stunning gold chains and rings. Hungry eyes follow her as she crosses the room.
Ms Bambie, after chatting in the sitting room for an hour, retires to one of the bedrooms in the suite to get the party started û with me. As we begin our passionate mattress dance, Tim and Laria begin theirs in the bed next to ours. We like nothing better than serious swingers who come to play, not parry.
Ms Bambie and I are not the focus of this story so IÆll spare you the details. It is Tim and Ms Bambie about whom I want to report.
After dispatching me with her usual efficiency, Ms Bambie showers and looks for Tim. He has deposited himself in the sitting room while Laria and I engage one another in a sizzling liaison that began with succulent fellatio, tenderly rendered. As Laria licks cream remnants from my spigot, Ms Bambie enters the room with Tim in tow. His dick is already battling its girding as his eyes lust after Ms BambieÆs demolition derriere.
Tim falls to the bed, undressing as he alights. Ms Bambie, already naked with bulging, buffed vulva follows Tim, landing across his trunk. TimÆs pole stiffens to full mast and Ms Bambie swallows it in one gulp. Tim gasps as his legs lock. They are off to the races.
Ms Bambie towels TimÆs dick with her tongue, gums and lips expertly, his dick pulsing repeatedly under the assault. His penile veins bulge as TimÆs dick battles for parity in what is Ms BambieÆs turf clearly. Laria and I, in the adjacent bed, are so busy attending to each other that we have to steal glances at Ms Bambie and Tim performing their own mattress mambo next to us.
Ms Bambie moans and sighs as she entertains her salivary glands with TimÆs pre-cum delights; Tim simply moans. Rallying a few minutes into it, Tim wraps his lips around Ms BambieÆs vulva majora. Tim tickles the pussyÆs lips with his tongue while working his way to Ms BambieÆs honey hole (not to be mistaken for the Hershey tunnel). Ms Bambie accommodates Tim by straddling his face in the classic 69 position done right. Her pussy is dripping dew and Tim slurps while swallowing; he doesnÆt miss a drop. Ms Bambie is impressed.
Twenty minutes into the 69, Tim pulls Ms Bambie from his stalk and flattens her into the missionary position. Ms Bambie flexes her thighs and ratchets her knees up to her ears û ôCum to me, sweetie. Put it right here,ö says she. Tim inserts himself and throttles into gear. TimÆs dick swells with excitement and Ms BambieÆs eyes widen û WTF? From where did he get all THAT dick? ôIt wasnÆt there a minute ago,ö she seems to say. Tim unfurled his stealth missile to Ms BambieÆs amazement û and appreciation.
He whispers to her, ôI donÆt cum so I donÆt want you to think itÆs you. I never cum.ö Of course, Ms Bambie takes that as a challenge. Tim begins the piston thrusts and Ms Bambie holds on as his massive meat monster catches her by surprise completely as it continues to engorge. She says to herself again, WTF? Tim is masterful and lovingàyeah, loving. He says to her how beautiful she is, repeatedly, and his eyes drip with longing. Ms Bambie smiles at the adoration but focuses on the task at hand. Less talk, more action.
With Ms BambieÆs legs now outstretched and toes pointing skyward, Tim tilts forward onto his toes and bangs away. Ms Bambie bends into a pretzel in response to TimÆs charge, her body forming a letter V. Onlookers roll in and out of the room awaiting their turn with the sexy Ms Bambie but Tim ainÆt nearly done. ItÆs passed the hour mark and heÆs going strong.
Slowing to a walk, Tim removes himself from Ms Bambie and drags her ass wagon to the edge of the bed. Once situated, he licks her clit vigorously, dragging his tongue gingerly across the length of her pussy. Tim inserts his tongue deeply into Ms BambieÆs joy tunnel as if searching for a lost watch, jewelry or rare coins. He plunges his tongue so deeply that the back of his throat echoes the sounds of Tim sipping Ms BambieÆs sensuous MoÙt.
TimÆs wood returns so he remounts Ms Bambie as they round the 90-minute mark. HeÆs stroking with authority and Ms Bambie, obviously still in awe, holds on and keeps up. Tim layers Ms BambieÆs neck and face with wet kisses, searching eagerly for her mouth. Alas, Ms Bambie kisses only me so TimÆs efforts are deflected. Unfazed, Tim continues the endearments as he tenderizes Ms BambieÆs passion fruit further.
Switch reels. They change positions again and Ms Bambie is back into fellatio, deep-throating TimÆs sausage without gagging. Tim requites Ms Bambie by burying his head in her cum canal. Their bodies link together as they rock the bed and roll the room. They match stroke for stroke, lick for lick, slurp for slurp, and then Tim grabs Ms BambieÆs waist, twisting her into the ass-backward position known as Doggy Style.
Tim grips her hips firmly and plugs Ms BambieÆs juice pot with his pole. He rams her from the rear with a steady, long-pull motion that drags his dick out to its head before plunging into Ms BambieÆs happy harbor, cozying up to his pubis. Ms Bambie buries her head in the sheets as Tim has his way with that pussy. Tim has found the golden ring and ainÆt lettinÆ go.
Tim pounds away for what seems an eternity before shifting positions again, this time to the cowgirl. Ms Bambie mounts her steed and heads for them thar hills. Riding rambunctiously, Ms Bambie bounds valiantly with her arms held akimbo, later raising them to her head with her elbows cupping her ears. Her spine undulates as an erotic snake in the midst of a seizure, rocking TimÆs resolve.
Over her shoulder, Ms Bambie vets my technique with Laria. WeÆre embraced in a 77 (spoon) position nearing the end of our event. I am scant minutes away from my own terminal action, pushing my rod as deeply into Laria from the rear as her internal architecture will allow. We are one unit making something as unlikely as love at a swinger party; the heat sizzles from our bed and our own passion immolates us. Unfortunately, this isnÆt our anecdote. Pity. It would be a hot one.
Tim flips Ms Bambie back into missionary. Ms Bambie then locks her thighs, trapping TimÆs dick in her juicy pussyÆs cavern and rapidly pounds up into him. Yeah, Ms Bambie is now fucking HIM. Just when you thought youÆd seen it all. Tim contorts his face in a pleasant way and drives for the advantage. Ms Bambie is in charge now, though. Tim stiffens suddenly in the peculiar rigor mortis of ejaculation. His nutts drain into his condom as he embraces Ms BambieÆs ass and waist with whole arms, exhaling loudly. Tim paints Ms BambieÆs neck with his kisses, massaging her collar with his lips as he savors the orgasm.
Tim apologizes for cumming. Ms Bambie smiles knowingly. They are one for one; this is his first time cumming at a party. This is her first time falling to a stereotype; never again for her. She is now impressed dutifully.
Ms Bambie rises, thanks Tim, then sets off to shower and seek out her next victim. Ms Bambie strides through the sitting room and throws the entire assemblage off-balance. The perfect form of her thighs and ass package drops jaws along her route and fixes many a gaze in her direction. The girl sizzles even as she struts.